Him:
Her: How would that work?
Him: If I said to you that someone had been spreading malicious rumours about you would it change how you perceived them?
Her: Oh, wow. So, a guy might spread rumours!!? I didn't know you all were that nefarious.
Him: People do
Her: Are you actually aware of a guy doing that?
Him: I’m being creative here
Her: Aha!!
Him: No. But you were deceived when that person tried to get you all to themselves.
Her: Well, yeah, but some people can be like that.
Him: Exactly
She’s too tall?
She’s too small?
She’s much better dancer than him?
She’s not a very good dancer?
There’s other female friends he wants to dance with more.
She smells funny?
She has a beard
She has criticised him before and dented his ego
She’s rejected him before?
Is she very beautiful?
Super confident?
Loud?
Brash?
Could she be intimidating?
Could she be a pain in the ass?
Her: How can we be a pain in the ass in a dance?
She’s too small?
She’s much better dancer than him?
She’s not a very good dancer?
There’s other female friends he wants to dance with more.
She smells funny?
She has a beard
She has criticised him before and dented his ego
She’s rejected him before?
Is she very beautiful?
Super confident?
Loud?
Brash?
Could she be intimidating?
Could she be a pain in the ass?
Her: How can we be a pain in the ass in a dance?
Him: Maybe he thinks she said bad things about him
Maybe he’s been set up by someone else who wants her
Maybe he’s been set up by someone else who wants her
Her: How would that work?
Him: If I said to you that someone had been spreading malicious rumours about you would it change how you perceived them?
Her: Oh, wow. So, a guy might spread rumours!!? I didn't know you all were that nefarious.
Him: People do
Her: Are you actually aware of a guy doing that?
Him: I’m being creative here
Her: Aha!!
Him: No. But you were deceived when that person tried to get you all to themselves.
Her: Well, yeah, but some people can be like that.
Him: Exactly
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Ella: ¿Por qué es posible que los hombres no bailen con una mujer?
Él:
¿Es demasiado alta?
¿Es demasiado pequeña?
¿Ella baila mucho mejor que él?
¿No baila muy bien?
Hay otras amigas con las que le apetece más bailar.
¿Huele raro?
Tiene barba
Ella le ha criticado antes y ha hecho mella en su ego
¿Le ha rechazado antes?
¿Es muy guapa?
¿Súper segura de sí misma?
¿Gritona?
¿Descarada?
¿Podría ser intimidante?
¿Podría ser una rompepelotas?
Ella: ¿Cómo podemos ser rompepelotas en un baile?
Él: Quizá piense que ella ha hablado mal de él
Quizá le ha tendido una trampa otra persona que la quiere.
Ella: ¿Cómo funcionaría eso?
Él: Si te dijera que alguien ha estado difundiendo rumores malintencionados sobre ti, ¿cambiaría la percepción que tienes de él o ella?
Ella: Vaya. ¿Así que un hombre puede difundir rumores? No sabía que fuerais tan nefastos.
Él: La gente lo hace
Ella: ¿Realmente sabes que un hombre hace eso?
Él: Estoy siendo creativo
Ella: ¡Ajá!
Él: No: No. Pero te engañó deliberadamente cuando esa persona intentó tenerte toda para su mismo.
Ella: Bueno, sí, pero algunas personas pueden ser así.
Él: Exactamente, así es.
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