Saturday, 4 March 2023

Manners



A:  It is so good to see you!  It has been so long.  You were in Germany, right? 

B: Yes, and Portugal

[hubbub, leaving the dance floor]

A:  Did you say something about sheep?

B: Yes, now I have sheep.

A:  Oh! But aren't you vegan?

B:  Yes. I rescued them.

A:  Ah... 

[confused]

So....they don't earn you an income?  

B:  [quizzically] No.

A: But...aren't they a drain on you?

B:  Aren't your children a drain on you? I rescued them.  I love them.

A: Ah! I'm so sorry, I understand! 

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